Leave it to the Russians. Now they have created a vodka just for the ladies. It comes in lime, vanilla, almond, and straight up for cocktails. If ever they decide to go for the American market, they will have a tough time choosing a spokeswoman. Who to pick? There are just too many choices. I am sure that Paris, Lindsey, Britney, Tara, or any number of young drunken celebrities would work wonders for the new vodka brand. I would just advise the company not to use their mug shots for advertising.
And while the 'Ladies' brand is upscale perhaps they can market a cheaper brand. I think that 'Drunken Slut' pure grain alcohol would be a top seller.
For the Yahoo News story, click here.
4 comments:
Why do I see a bunch of guys being a solid demographic to whom to pitch "Drunken Slut" vodka?
(I also see some of them pouring it into unmarked flasks or Stoli bottles before serving it to their female friends.)
I know several people who drink that brand religiously ;-)
golfwidow: I bet you are right on the mark.
lisa: Religion is a strange thing.
Actually, mugshots would be perfect.
Kinda like the missing kids on miulk containers.
Just think of the rad slogans,
dude . . .
~m
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