Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Now It's Really 'Ladies' Night


Leave it to the Russians. Now they have created a vodka just for the ladies. It comes in lime, vanilla, almond, and straight up for cocktails. If ever they decide to go for the American market, they will have a tough time choosing a spokeswoman. Who to pick? There are just too many choices. I am sure that Paris, Lindsey, Britney, Tara, or any number of young drunken celebrities would work wonders for the new vodka brand. I would just advise the company not to use their mug shots for advertising.


And while the 'Ladies' brand is upscale perhaps they can market a cheaper brand. I think that 'Drunken Slut' pure grain alcohol would be a top seller.



For the Yahoo News story, click here.

4 comments:

golfwidow said...

Why do I see a bunch of guys being a solid demographic to whom to pitch "Drunken Slut" vodka?

(I also see some of them pouring it into unmarked flasks or Stoli bottles before serving it to their female friends.)

LisaBinDaCity said...

I know several people who drink that brand religiously ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

golfwidow: I bet you are right on the mark.

lisa: Religion is a strange thing.

badsneaker said...

Actually, mugshots would be perfect.
Kinda like the missing kids on miulk containers.
Just think of the rad slogans,
dude . . .
~m