Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mr. Clean

Here's a little tale of a man named John
A sexy motherscratcher with an apron on.
He dusted and polished and mopped up the floor
He washed the dishes did the wash and a whole lot more.
When asked why he did all these housekeeping chores,
His reply was simply, 'He shoots and he scores.
When the little woman sees what I've done all the day,
Then at night is when it's my turn to play.
When I give it all that I have
She even will dress as a schoolgirl gone bad.

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Anonymous said...

It turns me on when Durk does housework. It turns me on to shopping cause he always shrinks my clothes or breaks something! He is banned from housework. I am sure it was his plan all along.

Nice to see your back to your usual blogging self:)

Phats said...

This was awesome you should do a book of poetry man, I am sure the chicks would dig it.

Brackets are up best of luck! And yeah I am nervous for baylor for sure

ozymandiaz said...

I mop the floor and get to score. I even clean in the nude
oh wait

angel, jr. said...

How about just saying he's hen pecked!

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: Thanks darlin'. BTW, It is an ancient man secret the more we fuck up the less we have to actually do.

phats: Cool, but again I warn you my picks always suck so if Purdue loses you know who to blame.

ozy: Thats the secret to getting things really clean. It's called buffing.

angel: Sounds like you hit the nail on the head.

golfwidow said...

I knew for SURE I had found the right man when my husband cleaned the fridge, including opening the crisper drawer and discarding the Frightening Celery of Doom.

Lolly said...

I'd definitely be tempted to work a deal...

Phats said...

Congrats FUZZ you won your region in my contest and we haven't even gotten to the sweet 16

:P fuzzbox said...

golfwidow: Sounds like you have him trained just the way you want him.

lolly: Deal's can always be worked out.

phats: Dude, I can't believe it. Woo Hoo!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, I sure hope he struck oil. :lol:

:P fuzzbox said...

I didn't realize it until just now but this would work great as a hoe down.