Here's a little tale of a man named John
A sexy motherscratcher with an apron on.
He dusted and polished and mopped up the floor
He washed the dishes did the wash and a whole lot more.
When asked why he did all these housekeeping chores,
His reply was simply, 'He shoots and he scores.
When the little woman sees what I've done all the day,
Then at night is when it's my turn to play.
When I give it all that I have
She even will dress as a schoolgirl gone bad.
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