Saturday, October 20, 2007

A Match Made For Advertising


Recently I caught the Macy's ad, starring Martha Stewart and Tim Gunn (of Project Runway fame.) I was amazed at the strange chemistry that they had in the ad. Sure he is swishier than the Queer Eye guys and Martha is well, Martha is about as butch as it gets without spiking her hair and wearing a Snap-On Tool tee-shirt. It leaves me to wonder what would happen if they spawned children. It also leads me to what other celebrities would make strange bedfellows.
1.) John Edwards and Marilyn Monroe. She's hot. She's dead. He talks to the dead. It's a match made in heaven.
2.) Carrottop and Roseanne. It has all that Jack Sprat thing going for it.
3.) The Old Spice Guy and The Marlboro Man. Brokeback Mountain meets Pirates of the Caribbean.
4.) Jenna Jamison and Oral Roberts. Hey they both have the Oral down pat.
5.) Dennis Rodman and Serena Williams. But who will wear the bridal gown?

14 comments:

angel, jr. said...

I saw that commercial...will probably not shop there anymore.

Ol' Lady said...

You are so good at matchin people up...you should open a date matchin place...

LisaBinDaCity said...

I like Tim Gunn in the ad as well. I think he's quite charming. And I'm right there with ya on Martha. I have no problem picturing her running a prison ;-)

Phats said...

Ha I like the rodman/serena one could you imagine how athletic their kids would be? Man!

I always have liked Roseanne, and hated Carrot top

Keshi said...

**She's hot. She's dead. He talks to the dead. It's a match made in heaven.

LOL mebbe thats how I should find my man too?

Keshi.

the weirdgirl said...

Dennis! Dennis would wear the dress! (Not that it matters; they'd both look about the same in it regardless of who wore the dress.)

Perplexio said...

You missed one:

Senator Larry Craig and former Representative Mark Foley (It would keep Craig out of airport restrooms and would keep Foley from trolling for underage boys).

Bruce said...

Have you seen Jenna lately? She's gone all Posh Spice on us; rail thin, short hair, botox lips, no more implants, and oh yeah... a vaginoplasty to tighten up her cooter(seriously). I don't think even a senile old Bible thumper would go near her now.

anonymum said...

the last one is the best...and dennis should wear the bridal gown, her arse is too big for white....

The Phoenix said...

#4) Who's Pat???

:P fuzzbox said...

angel: It can be a put off.

ol' lady: That might work.

lisa: I am sure that she left a string of prison bitches in her wake.

phats: There is only one line of Carrot Top's that I find even remotely worth remembering. And I have a hard time remembering that one. Perhaps I can remember it by next week.

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: I am sure that you could make the dead rise. ;)

weirdgirl: Sad but True.

perplexio: That's good.

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: What is the world coming to? That is too wrong for mere words to convey.

Mo: Phunny.

phoenix: The question is What's Pat?

jane said...

Those last 2 were my favorite.