Monday, April 09, 2007

Unsung Heroes: #1. Amateur Porn Director


Here's to you, weird neighbor Phil down the block. Where would the world be without your dedication and diligence to the world of amateur perversion? Probably a thousand grainy video clips short in the old spam box.

Not many have the sheer stick-to-it, never say die, attitude, that makes you the freak that you are. When a starlet-to-be has that little accident on the anal scene, you are there with a clean towel and a kind word. When the mess is cleaned up and the lens dusted off, it's take two and full steam ahead. When the star of the shows get up and go gets up leaves, you are in your element. If that little blue pick me up doesn't get the job done, then by golly you damn sure can.

Oral, Anal, Girl on Girl, Guy on Girl, Bukake, BBW, S&M, Farm Animals Gone Bad; You can do it all. You are a true jack off of all porn trades. That's what makes you a great unsung hero.
So until Budweiser gets off their ass and makes you a star in their Real Men of Genius campaign, here's to you Amateur Porn Director, Blugstuff's first Unsung Hero.

( This post is dedicated to the lost but never forgotten blog, 'Accidental Goat Sodomy.')

20 comments:

yellowdog granny said...

i just read a book called WORTHY and it had pledges supposedly having sex with a goat for initiation for part of their hazing..all of them were told before hand that they didn't have to ...it was just to freak them out..but they didn't tell the one guy and he had sex with the goat..by 3pm the next day everyone on lsu campus knew about it and he ended up committing sucide..the book is actually a comedy..pretty weird book..about a ghost...

EZ said...

you sick fucker!!
lmao

Keshi said...

LOL ok Im taking a day off. This post was kinda disturbing :):)

Keshi.

Mike said...

Ya gotta love amateur porn! It's the best kind!

Anonymous said...

Thats too freaking funny.

I want people to know more about you bro so i am going to tell them a little secret.

Fuzz actually has hair, but it's beauty is too great for mortal men to behold. As such, he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.

-your bro dan

David Amulet said...

Fuzz: Thank you for that. It's been a while since I heard the "Real Men of Genius" radio ads, which I think inspired your post.

I feel whole again.

-- david

LisaBinDaCity said...

I suppose everyone has something they are good at...

Pixie said...

The best thing about amateur porn is it makes me feel normal...Well most of the time
;)

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: Sex with a goat, Worthy. Now that's two phrases that do not ordinarily come together.

ez: You got that right!!!

keshi: Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

mike: Ya gotta luv it.

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: You wouldn't believe how few people are pure of heart.

david: Glad I could be there for you.

lisa: I am still looking for mine.

pixie: I have often heard that normal is a state of mind. I think it is somewhere northeast of Oklahoma but I have never been there myself.

Keshi said...

nah all I needed was some red wine LOL!

Keshi.

Leigh said...

LMAO... Amateur rocks, it makes us average girls feel glamours....lol.

Catch said...

Oh Fuzz...I think I need a cigarette...lol

The Phoenix said...

I still think the Chinese Food Delivery Guy is #1.

Accidental Goat Sodomy - what a great blog. I had just started reading it when it closed down a month later.

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: It always makes me feel so fine. ;)

leigh: And the dudes are generelly so damned ugly that it makes me feel quite the stud.

catch: Need a light. ;)

phoenix: I plan on doing a pizza delivery guy post as soon as I get a couple of more interviews done. It should be a doozy.

Phats said...

This was an interesting post, uhh Here here phil!

Pure Evyl said...

That looks like my kind of pie. I wonder if I could get it ala mode.

Ol' Lady said...

the only thing that I found wrong with amateur porn is that the pay sucks...

Mimi said...

Accidental Goat Sodomy? I want no explanation on that one!

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: Here Here indeed.

evyl: I bet it would be crazee tastee!!

ol lady: Ain't that the truth.

mimi: Woo Hoo!!! It's nice to hear from you.