Monday, April 16, 2007

Texas Lil's



The sun always shines on the place down the road
And to get me to go you won't have to goad.
At Texas Lil's Bar and Grill, Tittie Flop, Tattoo Parlor, Day Spa, and Exotic Meats.
Every visit is a dream voyage sticky and sweet.

The day starts at noon with a Grilled Cheese
And a gentleman's club par excellance with just a slight touch of sleaze.
Then it's off for a tat, either a tribal arm band or a touching tramp stamp.
And to close it all out to the Sauna to get a little damp.

Then bring home a little wild turkey
Or possibly a little armadillo jerky.
The possibilities are endless at this place not like home
I wonder what could be said by that wandering gnome.

27 comments:

Leigh said...

wandering gnome? That just adds a whole other twist.

Have a good day.

pure evyl said...

Grilled cheese and g-stings are two of my favorite things.

Big Pissy said...

I love your tasteless poetry!

It always makes me giggle! ;-)

Phats said...

ha this was a good one there fuzz, and the pizza aces man! :)

eZ said...

I love ya fuzz
but.....
for some reason
I feel disrespected
might have been the "tittie flop"
I want a public apology and you to take 2 weeks off, better yet maybe some honcho do gooder may fire you!
lmfao

Pixie said...

Can you really buy armadillo jerky or am I missing some joke....

Mike said...

sounds like the perfect life to me!

The Phoenix said...

The Titte Flop is another place to get a little damp.

Mimi said...

You had me at grilled cheese.

Catch said...

I just melt when you start with the poetry, you had me at create post...lol. Love ya Fuzz!

LisaBinDaCity said...

Why am I getting the feeling you have sex on the um brain? ;-)

Green Eyes said...

Yep, sure missed ya, Fuzz!

:P fuzzbox said...

leigh: Glad ya liked it. Hope you have a great Week!!!

evyl: I know just what you mean!!!

pissy: Thank you so much. Flattery will get you everywhere.

phats: Thanks!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

ez: Can't get rid of me that Easy. ;)

pixie: Yep, you can actually buy armadillo jerky.

mike: You and me both.

phoenix: You got that right.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: I have been so hungry for a grilled cheese.

catch: I luv it when you melt. ;)

lisa: On it, In it, behind it, it's all over it. BTW, when you writing that erotic piece anyway?

green eyes: Nice to see ya back!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

What in the flying fuck is going on with blogger? The damn thing is eating my posted pics. Damn that chaps my ass!!!

Andie D. said...

I had the same problem with Blogger today. Must have something to do with the "keep your pictures in archive on Picassa 2" shit.

What I want to know is if you have tattoos. I would imagine you do. Share please.

Red said...

Ha! Love it ;]

angel, jr. said...

I like poems that mention grill cheese!

:P fuzzbox said...

andie: The pics are back so maybe I want have to go to that trouble. As for my pic, I posted it ages ago on my neglected site. It was the very first pic on my photo blog. Go to http://fuzztexas.blogspot.com/2006/05/why-another-blog.html
and you will find it.

red: Glad that you enjoyed it.

angel, jr: I feel the same way.

Keshi said...

yummm grilled cheese! :)

Keshi.

tkkerouac said...

Love this interesting section of your blog Mr.Gnome.

Red said...

Wow. MrFuzz is a hottie!

David Amulet said...

You've inspired me--I think I'll have grilled cheese for lunch.

-- david

LisaBinDaCity said...

You got linkage! Your request is er up ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: I had me a grilled cheese yesterday. Crazee Tastee.

tk: Glad you liked it.

red: Thanks, you have me blushing. ;)

david: Hope it was good.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: Cool!!!