The sun always shines on the place down the road
And to get me to go you won't have to goad.
At Texas Lil's Bar and Grill, Tittie Flop, Tattoo Parlor, Day Spa, and Exotic Meats.
Every visit is a dream voyage sticky and sweet.
The day starts at noon with a Grilled Cheese
And a gentleman's club par excellance with just a slight touch of sleaze.
Then it's off for a tat, either a tribal arm band or a touching tramp stamp.
And to close it all out to the Sauna to get a little damp.
Then bring home a little wild turkey
Or possibly a little armadillo jerky.
The possibilities are endless at this place not like home
I wonder what could be said by that wandering gnome.