Simple Sam had a mean little itch
And it was making his life one hell of a bitch.
He spent his days gouging and clawing
Thinking his days were soon to be drawing.
You see he had picked up a problem allergy
To his sweet little woman's sweet little coochie.
With normal sex his nether region went through hell,
But with oral it was worse when his face started to swell.
He tried Benydryl and Claritin D
He even tried several home remedies.
But nothing would cure that itching curse.
He could think of no ailment that could possibly be worse.
But the answer came to him in a bright flash of light.
He would broach the answer to his sweet little woman that night.
He told her his problem and the answer so clear.
Until his rash cleared up. Could he take her from the rear?
18 comments:
Fuzz, my romance novels readers will hit your linkage and go nuts ;-)
*LOL*
That was a good one, Fuzz! ;-)
Hmmm I just think Sam is making lame excuses so he can get in "the other hole"....
;)
oh my....lol. Me, being such a tightass thinks it sounds really really painful! lol
LOL hahhahaha!
Keshi.
Oh, god never let me get that alergy
That was awesome. Thanks for the giggles this morning.
What a horrible allergy.
"Sam," as you now call yourself, Fuzz, should see a doctor. Claritin doesn't seem the way to handle this.
-- david
hahahaha Ohhhh, the extremes men will go to, to accomodate us women.
Take her from the rear .. Ha! Simple Sam is my kinda man.
if that don't work...I guess the only thing left is for her to suck up...
come help me with a title for my current post ;-)
Keshi.
lisa: Glad that you enjoyed.
pissy: You are far too kind.
pixie: Can't blame a guy for trying.
catch: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
keshi: Thanks. :)
ozy: It would be rough.
leigh: You are very welcome. Thanks for that.
phoenix: I would hate it.
david: I am not a sufferer but maybe they should do an Idol gives back for this cause.
jane: Ain't that the truth.
red: He is a resourceful fellow.
ol lady: Ha. Luv it.
keshi: Hope you liked it.
And she answered? ;)
Great stuff, I followed a link via Ozy I think :)
sugar: Maybe I will do a part two one of these days.
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