Sunday, April 22, 2007

Simple Sam


Simple Sam had a mean little itch
And it was making his life one hell of a bitch.
He spent his days gouging and clawing
Thinking his days were soon to be drawing.

You see he had picked up a problem allergy
To his sweet little woman's sweet little coochie.
With normal sex his nether region went through hell,
But with oral it was worse when his face started to swell.

He tried Benydryl and Claritin D
He even tried several home remedies.
But nothing would cure that itching curse.
He could think of no ailment that could possibly be worse.

But the answer came to him in a bright flash of light.
He would broach the answer to his sweet little woman that night.
He told her his problem and the answer so clear.
Until his rash cleared up. Could he take her from the rear?

18 comments:

LisaBinDaCity said...

Fuzz, my romance novels readers will hit your linkage and go nuts ;-)

Big Pissy said...

*LOL*

That was a good one, Fuzz! ;-)

Pixie said...

Hmmm I just think Sam is making lame excuses so he can get in "the other hole"....


;)

Catch said...

oh my....lol. Me, being such a tightass thinks it sounds really really painful! lol

Keshi said...

LOL hahhahaha!

Keshi.

ozymandiaz said...

Oh, god never let me get that alergy

Leigh said...

That was awesome. Thanks for the giggles this morning.

The Phoenix said...

What a horrible allergy.

David Amulet said...

"Sam," as you now call yourself, Fuzz, should see a doctor. Claritin doesn't seem the way to handle this.

-- david

jane said...

hahahaha Ohhhh, the extremes men will go to, to accomodate us women.

Red said...

Take her from the rear .. Ha! Simple Sam is my kinda man.

Ol' Lady said...

if that don't work...I guess the only thing left is for her to suck up...

Keshi said...

come help me with a title for my current post ;-)

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: Glad that you enjoyed.

pissy: You are far too kind.

pixie: Can't blame a guy for trying.

catch: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

keshi: Thanks. :)

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: It would be rough.

leigh: You are very welcome. Thanks for that.

phoenix: I would hate it.

david: I am not a sufferer but maybe they should do an Idol gives back for this cause.

jane: Ain't that the truth.

:P fuzzbox said...

red: He is a resourceful fellow.

ol lady: Ha. Luv it.

keshi: Hope you liked it.

Sugar said...

And she answered? ;)
Great stuff, I followed a link via Ozy I think :)

:P fuzzbox said...

sugar: Maybe I will do a part two one of these days.