POP CULTURE/GEOPOLITICAL PHENOMENA

I read in the AP that it is now hip to be square and that being uncool is now cool. Just a warning to all geeks, nerds, dorks, and all others that are rejoicing from this development that it is only a fad and will come crashing down with violent repercussions like disco, breakdancing, and Patrick Swayze. Prom Queens and Jockstraps will rise back to power and squash all bastions of uncool. The only way to avoid this fate is if George W. removes his wig and grows out his chin pubes and starts the revolution of the bald goateed men. Good Luck.