Sunday, March 18, 2007

A New Tradition


Maybe it's not traditional but one of my newest traditions is the yearly viewing of Leprechaun on the Sci-Fi channel. Like many horror movies it is nearly a complete waste of time. The only redeeming value to the movie is watching a young braless Jennifer Anniston prance around the TV screen.
As I have stated on previous occasions, I do believe that I suffer from Adult ADD. While watching the movie, I couldn't help but think of how Jen looked like a sweet girl next door type that no-one could help but fall in love with. That got me to thinking how she was dumped like an old throw rug when Brad Pitt got the hots for Angelina Jolie. This really got me wondering how many people would dump a sweet, good looking person for a oiled up hot crazed sexpot. This got me to thinking of an old girlfriend that I kicked to the curb because the rough sex just got too damned rough. She bit a damned chunk out of my chest that probably should have received stitches. This got me to thinking about how a humans bite is supposedly worse than any other animal's bite. This got me to thinking that the mosquito is the most dangerous beast due to it's transmission of malaria and other diseases. This got me to thinking of how a good friend of mine once drank only gin and tonics when drinking alcohol because he said that he was protecting himself from malaria due to the quinine in tonic water. This made me think of how the Three Stooges with their shooting tonic water, gouging, biting, hitting, kicking, slapping, and generally beating each other is one of the funniest damn things that I can watch. This made me realize that my wife and most women hate the Three Stooges but most of my male friends and most men laugh like hell at the stooges. This got me to wondering what else men and women find different in life.
Who would have ever thought that watching a bad horror movie from the early '90's would lead me to a philosophical discussion of the differences between the sexes? I guess I will go and revisit the old posts on Beauty v. The Beast.

20 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

For some unknown reason blogger refuses to break up this post into paragraphs. I am no grammer nazi but damn would it kill them to let me make freaking paragraphs?

Big Pissy said...

I love the way your mind works! *LOL*

Catch said...

I used to watch the stooges when I was young, but now I think they are stupid...lol. But your right..most men love them. And Brad did dump Jen like an old throw rug..but she did fall into the arms of Vince Vaughn ( sp) so it wasnt all bad! Of course now she is free again and if she is a smart cookie she will stay that way. Matters of the heart are nothing to fool around with..its easier to just love yourself! You always know where you stand with yourself! lol

Sugardaddy said...

Don't ya hate it when the voices in your head start arguing?

Mike said...

Somehow, I followed that train of thought with no problem.

BTW.......I'd still pick Jen over Angelina anyday. I want to do the corrupting, not get someone that already is!

Mimi said...

My mind works teh same as yours. Sometimes I catch myself thinking of something and I am like how the hell did this pop into my mind. I will then retrace my thoughts backwards and am often amazed at how different my first and last thoughst where.

I am glad you dumped that girl. Or you may have made a good story inspriation for CSI.

David Amulet said...

You and I think alike. Except somewhere in there, I also would have thought about Guinness, the band Rush, sports, the Pussycat Dolls, and cheese.

-- david

writer chick said...

Fuzzy, what's really scary is that I totally followed your entire line of thought on that whole thing. Who'd a thunk you and I would have similar thought processes. ;)
WC

EZ said...

hey fuzz- rough sex? Either you were very good, or very,very bad.(lmao) I used to love the Stooges, now they are just ok.
take care kiddo

Paige Burns said...

Wow. That was impressive. And for sure would have made a great BvB post!

:P fuzzbox said...

pissy: That is pretty scary for you.

catch: Self love has never been a problem for me. ;)

sugdaddy: It can be quite interesting.

mike: It would be a tough choice. Thankfully or not, it will never be a choice that I will never have to make.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: It was getting a little too close for comfort.

david: Pussy Cat Dolls and cream cheese. Now those have to be two great tastes that go great together.

wc: I have heard that there is a treatment. But who would want it?

ez: Like Mae West said, 'When I'm good I am very good but when I'm bad, I'm better.' ;)

paige: Thanks, I have thought about reviving the site. But I just don't have the time.

Pixie said...

*LOL*

Gossip does say however that Jen can be quite "needy" on occasion....

I could definetly see Mz Jolie taking a bit out of a partner as well.

angel, jr. said...

That's a lot of thinking!!

yellowdog granny said...

I think I got a headache from all the thinking...but on the other hand...the stooges are not funny...funny is w.c. fields, or laurel and hardy...

michaelm said...

I'm with you on Aniston. She got screwed.
Stooges? I'm converting my daughters and wife. They almost laugh these days at their antics. I use a 3 Stooges Zippo as well. Love 'em.
One of my faves was the plumbing sketch with the black chef in the kitchen. When the clock starts going backwards and the stove starts spurting water he says, "This place shore is crazy!" I crack up every single time.
Great post Fuzz...

~m

LisaBinDaCity said...

Wow, that's some deep thinking you got going on there! Quite profound...

tkkerouac said...

Great blog and funny read. I have ADD and then same line of thinking, so totally can relate to this! I'll be back.
And I'd say Brad left the girl next door for the smoldering sexuality of Jolie!

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: I was thinking that she was a biter as well. Nice to know that I am not the only one that sees this.

angel, jr: It is a curse.

granny: The Stooges are hilarious to me. It cannot be explained.

michael: That was a good one. But my fave was the one where they had a restaurant and chased the cat through the dining room with a cleaver. Phunny stuff!!!

lisa: Less profound than just lost and found.

tkkerouac: I don't know what your user name signifies but just by looking at your avatar. I wonder if it has something to do with the way it effects me. I will check your blog out. I have checked out your blog before. I was impressed.

phlegmfatale said...

I love your convoluted path from horror films to the world series of the sexes. You are the Rube Goldberg of blogs, my dear.

p.s. - I still can't believe you kicked me to the curb for merely taking a little bite of you...