Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Gore And Whores Unite Against Global Warming

It seems that it is not just Al Gore that is protesting global warming. Bordello owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for a lack of staff with the stuff to stiff a staff. They claim that due to a lack of snow at resorts all the best prostitutes have fled to give tourists something else to do on those snowless nights.

I really don't have a damn thing to add to the story but the title came to my head when reading the news story and I would hate to waste a good title.

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Catch said...

gee, I never thought of the weather affecting the business of a bordello...men are always horney no matter what the weather....and I can hardly believe they'd rather ski than screw! lol Must be b/c they have the wives with them...lol. Oh well whats a whore to do? She has to make a living too...lol

phred said...

My question is .. where did they all go ?

Anonymous said...

Even the oldest profession in the world is being affected by global warming. Geez, now we know this is really serious.

~Miss ya Fuzz. Hope all is well. It seems life has gotten crazy busy for both of us.

writer chick said...

Aw, the poor hookers are without snow. What about snow machines? That could work. This is so stupid it's funny. I wonder if Al is a client of any of them? If so, perhaps he will fly them on his private jet to the United States and give them immunity or something.
It's a thought. ;)

Mike said...

I guess the problem is that they're all "going south", huh?

Pixie said...

Great title Fuzz!

EZ said...

I think our world is knee deep in shit,and a whole lot a crazy, and its gonna get worse.
I always thought they should make prostitution legal, they should pay taxes same as the rest of us whores. 8)

Pure Evyl said...

Here is an alternate title for you. 'Snow, Ho's, and Politico's That Blow.'

Lolly said...

Great title alright. I love that picture, too!

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Yep, ho's need the dough.

phred: They aren't at your place?

mimi: Ain't that the truth!!!

wc: Hanging out with the ho's might loosen Al up a bit.

mike: Now that's funny!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Thanks!!!

ez: You said it!!!

evyl: Works for me.

lolly: I liked the pic as well. It took some googling to find it.

David Amulet said...

It was only a matter of time until the Bulgarian whore lobby began to exert its influence on Amercian elections.

-- david