Friday, April 11, 2008

Fat Chicks Can't Jump


There is an ignorant redneck fuck driving around town in a jacked up pickup truck. All across his rear glass is a mural that reads, 'Lift It - Fat Chicks Can't Jump.'


I hate to tell this dumbass but while it might be true that Fat Chicks Can't Jump, it is equally true that a mob of large pissed off women can jerk him out of his truck and beat the living hell out of him.

15 comments:

Big Pissy said...

::roll eyes::

that is SO something you'd see here in Hell.... so I feel your pain. ;-)

David Amulet said...

And I hope they do.

Ali said...

Then steal his truck, his beer, and head to the local wal-mart to run up his credit cards >:-)

:P fuzzbox said...

pissy: This guy is just asking for trouble if you ask me.

david: Sooner or later he will most likely get it.

ali: Hells yeah!!!

Travis Erwin said...

Get pictures when they do.

The Covert Lover said...

Haha - I agree with ali! Great plan, except you can take him to Wal-Mart with you, there's sure to be a mob of fat chick there willing to kick his ass! :)

Your blog rocks by the way!

:P fuzzbox said...

travis: That I will do.

covert lover: Wal-Mart would surely be his undoing. Thanks for the kind comment and thanks for dropping by. I will certainly drop by and pay you a visit.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess, you're all Fat Chicks?? Except for David and Travis who must be married to fat chicks. Of course you are, otherwise you would think this is hilarious. Grow a sack and put down the Twinkies!

Justin,NEW JERSEY said...

HAHAHAHA THAT GUY IS THE MAN. I Drive a dodge ram with an 8 inch lift and 37 inch tires. I happen to have this sticker aswell. No fat chick is getting in my rig. and as for an angry mob? ok sweet i have 4 years with the airforce and ive been with the state police for 5. I think that would be illegal for them to discriminate me for excersizing my 1st amendment. freedom of speech and expression.You can keep making blogs on anything you want but truth is there isnt a thing you can do.

Anonymous said...

lol..i've gotta toyota tacoma w/ 6 inches of lift an 36's. both of my side glasses say lift it cause FAT chicks can't jump!!

A1C DiMaggio said...

1995 ford f150 6in of lift 35's, its my daily driver and i have a sticker that says "no bags, no switches, no fat bitches" on it. lift if fat chicks cant jump was my second choice :)

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's not an ignorant redneck... maybe he just doesn't like fat bitches. That would be his personal opinion that he is entitled to have.

Logan said...

Don't take it so seriously. I'm a short guy so I can't drive a big truck but if I did... I'd have that sticker. I find short jokes funny too. I saw a shirt that said "I've had it up to here with midgets" and it had a line drawn at about chest level.

It's all funny. Learn to laugh. I don't like fat chicks either. I respect guys who do, I think it's great someone could be that un-shallow but I'm just too small a guy and I live in constant fear of getting crushed. Plus the sweat getting caught in the folds smells bad and I think that's uncool.

I saw a sticker that said "too low for fat hoes" and I was going to buy it for my car.. But I figured there's nothing more aggressive in this world than someone who ate too many cheeseburgers and thinks it's the whole world's fault except their own. Especially when it's pointed out with a funny sticker on a shiny and vulnerable car clearly owned by someone who didn't make that same mistake in life.

Didn't want my new car getting keyed or chewed on.

Anonymous said...

I drive a big custom built Jeep, I think it's the biggest vehicle I've seen around town.
On the back of it I have two stickers that I think are pretty hilarious... one says "Lift it, cause Fat Chicks can't Jump!" and the other says "If I wanted a Hummer I'd have asked your Sister"
Between the two I've gotten angry stares and I've also seen people laughing as they drive by.
To the people who commented above bitching about that guys truck and sticker: SHUT THE F*CK UP AND GROW A PAIR, this is AMERICA and we can say whatever we want!

Kyle said...

I agree with Anon on this one...lol. If you dont like the stickers, dont read them..and as far as a bunch of fat chicks trying to drag me out of my jacked up truck...id just drive right over them...cuase its lifed that high...and i have that sticker and one that says, "if you dont like my stickers, Don't read them".