tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post115609612376926855..comments2023-10-24T10:26:23.351-05:00Comments on blugstuff: Kiss My Ass: Not So Fine Dining:P fuzzboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1157494324500405372006-09-05T17:12:00.000-05:002006-09-05T17:12:00.000-05:00wc: Great advice!!!mark: I hate crowded resteraunt...wc: Great advice!!!<BR/><BR/>mark: I hate crowded resteraunts. But occasionally one must succomb to their call.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156647155064941512006-08-26T21:52:00.000-05:002006-08-26T21:52:00.000-05:00I honestly never get much of a chance to eat anywh...I honestly never get much of a chance to eat anywhere but fast foor and that's just through the drive through. I went to a steak place last year that a buffet. The food was great as was the price and the service. Yet I felt like I was in a pinball machine as everyone was like flying in front of me to get to the food they wanted. It was frustrating to be approaching something and someone darts in front of you like you aren't even there.Metal Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18400759786407810475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156609847961007672006-08-26T11:30:00.000-05:002006-08-26T11:30:00.000-05:00Hey Fuzz,I used to wait tables and I always hated ...Hey Fuzz,<BR/>I used to wait tables and I always hated the smarmy wait staff who would move in on their customers. True I had a few regulars who I would joke around with - but if you have any awareness at all, you should be able to tell if people want to be left alone to talk to their dinner companion - not you.<BR/><BR/>As to the lettuce - yeah, it's a bitch - I stay away from that stuff on the salad bars, you never know where their hands were before they handled that stuff. If I want salad, I make it at home.<BR/>WCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156601453527823532006-08-26T09:10:00.000-05:002006-08-26T09:10:00.000-05:00starbender: Will do.lisa: I am and excellent dinne...starbender: Will do.<BR/><BR/>lisa: I am and excellent dinner companion. :P:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156594981944669402006-08-26T07:23:00.000-05:002006-08-26T07:23:00.000-05:00I absolutely love your rants, but am not sure I wo...I absolutely love your rants, but am not sure I would want to go to supper with you ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156537991777081002006-08-25T15:33:00.000-05:002006-08-25T15:33:00.000-05:00Let me know how U liked it!;]Let me know how U liked it!<BR/>;]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156509217199998182006-08-25T07:33:00.000-05:002006-08-25T07:33:00.000-05:00I will definately do that.I will definately do that.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156507987500593162006-08-25T07:13:00.000-05:002006-08-25T07:13:00.000-05:00U really do need 2 see Waiting!It will be a cult c...U really do need 2 see Waiting!<BR/>It will be a cult classic!<BR/>run down 2 the nearest Blockbuster---and CHECK IT OUT!<BR/>It Is Hysterical!!!<BR/>(that's all I can tell You)<BR/>;]starbenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784987592706915506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156507606822257732006-08-25T07:06:00.000-05:002006-08-25T07:06:00.000-05:00jane: Commision chasers can be a pain but I like t...jane: Commision chasers can be a pain but I like to screw with those guys heads, if they are being to big of a pain. I start looking at all the really big ticket items and then when dollar signs are flashing through their head, I walk. <BR/><BR/>michael: Sadly I am a slut also. The cleavage factor comes into play when a waitress hovers.<BR/><BR/>phats: I think she has finally come to a point of no return. Erica will bounce her butt.<BR/><BR/>andie: That is masochistic to the extreme.<BR/><BR/>gerald: A big lettuce lover? Aaarrrggghhhhh, Say it ain't so.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156480542558988172006-08-24T23:35:00.000-05:002006-08-24T23:35:00.000-05:00Yeah, I like it when the waiter's just serve the f...Yeah, I like it when the waiter's just serve the food and leave you alone. No, I don't want conversation. I am here with the wife, and want to talk with *her*, not some bozo who can't find a decent job.<BR/><BR/>As for big lettuce, it's good roughage, so stop whining. ;pDoughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01150776813254693234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156478233958270302006-08-24T22:57:00.000-05:002006-08-24T22:57:00.000-05:00It's been a loooooong time since I've run into the...It's been a loooooong time since I've run into the hover waiter! <BR/><BR/>Having a hover waiter is bad, but it's just plain worse to dine with someone who actually enjoys and buys into the attentions of a hover waiter. What's the point? Someone who enjoys paid attention should just go sit at the bar by herself. Mother.Andie D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05853859265687206607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156477897584871952006-08-24T22:51:00.000-05:002006-08-24T22:51:00.000-05:00You have to be nice to food service people or they...You have to be nice to food service people or they will piss in your food. <BR/><BR/>Janelle might be gone this coming week :( so sadPhatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156468691391455062006-08-24T20:18:00.000-05:002006-08-24T20:18:00.000-05:00btw-nice pic, dude.Yeah, I'm a slut. ;)~mbtw-<BR/><BR/>nice pic, dude.<BR/>Yeah, I'm a slut. ;)<BR/><BR/>~mAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156468624132213082006-08-24T20:17:00.000-05:002006-08-24T20:17:00.000-05:00I've had many a fuckwad waiter/waitress in my time...I've had many a fuckwad waiter/waitress in my time.<BR/>Yes, they can all FOAD.<BR/>Hovering is deserving of castration for male waiters, not sure for waitresses...<BR/>Stop talking and just get me my Beefeater and Tonic, doucheface!<BR/><BR/>~mAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156459836660734312006-08-24T17:50:00.000-05:002006-08-24T17:50:00.000-05:00I hate it when restaurants skimp on the food, espe...I hate it when restaurants skimp on the food, especially a steakhouse! <BR/>That waiter reminds me of those sales people who follow you around the store. UghAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156456712088431902006-08-24T16:58:00.000-05:002006-08-24T16:58:00.000-05:00starbender: Never seen it. But I always think back...starbender: Never seen it. But I always think back to the French Toast scene in Road Trip.<BR/><BR/>granny: I hate those fuckin' baby size tubs. One of the coolest eating places that I have ever been to was in Sweetwater, Tx. It was a family style dining place. They seated you on a big table until that table was full of people. Slapped all the food on the table and passed it around. It was like a big family reunion with total strangers.<BR/><BR/>ozy: They give waiters a bad name. <BR/><BR/>big d: Not everyplace serves good chili and I have never been that big of a soup eater.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156451580508785432006-08-24T15:33:00.000-05:002006-08-24T15:33:00.000-05:00Why are you eating a salad anyway ya puss.Why are you eating a salad anyway ya puss.Big Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14751882413516150143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156447303182157282006-08-24T14:21:00.000-05:002006-08-24T14:21:00.000-05:00I used to be a waiter (not a particularly good one...I used to be a waiter (not a particularly good one) and I hated these pricks. The only ones that were worse were the ones who could divulg their intire life stories (or at least the sob story parts) in about five minutes while giving the daily specials. Even worse, the no life regulars who would encourage them.<BR/>Fuck an A, get a fucking life.ozymandiazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07891897071966903895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156441497323565902006-08-24T12:44:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:44:00.000-05:00well fuck..of course we all agree with you..who li...well fuck..of course we all agree with you..who likes bigass lettuce and waiters that act like they are up for adoption...but what i really hate are those damn t-tiny round tubs of butter..about the size of a dime i hate them..and why don't they bring you water first anymore..now they just plop you down and hand you a menu... no water..i like water...gives me something to do while they decide if they are going to take my order or not..<BR/>lets open our own resturant...<BR/>all ya'll can etyellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156439976791347672006-08-24T12:19:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:19:00.000-05:00hahahaaaa!Have U seen the movieWAITING?This post k...hahahaaaa!<BR/>Have U seen the movie<BR/><I>WAITING</I>?<BR/><BR/>This post kinda reminded me of it!<BR/><BR/>Have a nice ROMANTIC dinner at home!<BR/>...I can't stand <B>unsatisfactory service</B>!<BR/><BR/>:oAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156439116046891042006-08-24T12:05:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:05:00.000-05:00cd: Glad I brought back some happy memories.phoeni...cd: Glad I brought back some happy memories.<BR/><BR/>phoenix: I try to be calm but some shit has a tendency to set me off.<BR/><BR/>green eyes: You are welcome. You will do fine. Just keep your head up and don't let the stresses overwhelm you. Once again I send you my best wishes. Luv ya!<BR/><BR/>old fart's wife: Angry Joyce was a waitress for a long time and I am an extremely nice to all wait staff even when they piss me off. If I have to pitch a bitch it is as I am leaving and I never go back there again. It is a hard job and I tip my hat to the many that do a great job.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156438814197287682006-08-24T12:00:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:00:00.000-05:00angel, jr: I don't know which is worse.ben: Someti...angel, jr: I don't know which is worse.<BR/><BR/>ben: Sometimes it is good to eat the stuff that real food eats. It builds empathy for your food and makes that slab of meat taste even better.<BR/><BR/>david: Thanks and you are absolutlely correct.<BR/><BR/>mike: Hell fuckin' yeah!!!That would surely kill two birds with one stone.<BR/><BR/>ol' lady: There does seem to be quite a few of them. I could have made the list quite extensive.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156438572192702132006-08-24T11:56:00.000-05:002006-08-24T11:56:00.000-05:00catch: I agree their is a difference in being frie...catch: I agree their is a difference in being friendly and being a pain in the ass.<BR/><BR/>big pissy: As long as they stay in hollerin' distance then that is fine with me.<BR/><BR/>jenna: Slowly but surely I build upon my vast curse vocabulary.<BR/><BR/>tubawench: That is a great idea. But it is like doing their job for them.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156437522949143822006-08-24T11:38:00.000-05:002006-08-24T11:38:00.000-05:00Nice azz picture!I have not eaten from a salad bar...Nice azz picture!<BR/>I have not eaten from a salad bar in 5 years, very rarely eat out. I have been a waitress fuzz(that's why I eat at home),when customers gave me shit, I would phuck with their food, or scratch my azz and put my finger in their water glass, and then watch them eat and drink while I hovered over them<BR/>;)oldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1156433853877110522006-08-24T10:37:00.000-05:002006-08-24T10:37:00.000-05:00I hate salad bars and buffets in general. I never...I hate salad bars and buffets in general. I never eat enough food for the price and I feel wasteful when I throw the majority away. I'm too picky, I guess.<BR/><BR/>But, the lettuce? Right on, Fuzz! And, btw, thanks for your support. Very much appreciated!Green Eyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07595971398595607444noreply@blogger.com