tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post115299673103887085..comments2023-10-24T10:26:23.351-05:00Comments on blugstuff: I Got Shit In The Mail:P fuzzboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153708472645220682006-07-23T21:34:00.000-05:002006-07-23T21:34:00.000-05:00hey fuzzthanks for all the comments on my blog-you...hey fuzz<BR/>thanks for all the comments on my blog-you are something else. If I win Jack-please give him to crazy dan-turds of brother should stick together.<BR/>take care now, ya here!oldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153623290699960112006-07-22T21:54:00.000-05:002006-07-22T21:54:00.000-05:00Oh, U got u'r work cut out 4 u......heheheeeeee......Oh, U got u'r work cut out 4 u......<BR/>heheheeeeee......<BR/>;]starbenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784987592706915506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153586100909834492006-07-22T11:35:00.000-05:002006-07-22T11:35:00.000-05:00contest entrySo Jerry Fartwell and Tammy May Baker...contest entry<BR/><BR/>So Jerry Fartwell and Tammy May Baker are sitting side by side at their computers.<BR/>Tammy is licking on a Klondike ice cream bar with one hand and bluggin with the other.<BR/>Jerry is watching porn on his. Masturbation for dummies is the name of the movie.<BR/>Jerry is getting worked up and falls to his, crawls under the table, lifts Tammy’s skirt and chows down on her pussy. He seems to be doing a great job, because he keeping hearing sounds like little baby kitties when they are first born. Eooowww, mmmeww,ommmeww,ewww,yeowww. He stops and Tammy seems bewildered, slaps him upside his face and says hey I aint done yet! As he wipes the brown juice from his lips, he asks her what all the noise was about. She grins and says she had her some bushes baked beans last night. Jerry (wide eyed) takes off his boxers, taking great pains to make sure the skid marks are inside, and wipes his mouth.<BR/>He says I got 2 words fur ya Tammy <BR/>Guess what they were?<BR/><BR/>Get BEANO<BR/><BR/>I am a sick person, and I want Jack Shit!oldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153519922184972202006-07-21T17:12:00.000-05:002006-07-21T17:12:00.000-05:00I'm gonna play too! I'm just still mulling over my...I'm gonna play too! I'm just still mulling over my entry also building up some nice hormone induced rage - hee hee! (Celebrating anger is so much fun.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153504764619633932006-07-21T12:59:00.000-05:002006-07-21T12:59:00.000-05:00did i miss the contest!?Fuck Ice CreamFuck kittens...did i miss the contest!?<BR/><BR/>Fuck Ice Cream<BR/>Fuck kittens<BR/>Fuck masturbation, wait a minute don't fuck masturbation<BR/><BR/>I was just hoping to win by saying fuck alot, did it fucking work?Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153485912595021912006-07-21T07:45:00.000-05:002006-07-21T07:45:00.000-05:00I don't think I know how to talk shit Fuzz. How ab...I don't think I know how to talk shit Fuzz. How about some sexy shit…<BR/>…Mmmmm, I love ice cream. I like rubbing it all over and then letting someone lick it off. The cold on my hot body is the perfect combination. Everything gets all wet and sticky and creamy. Vanilla is best as the color looks just like, well you know.<BR/>…And then you want me to talk about kittens? You mean cute little pussies? Well, that just hardly seems appropriate for someone like me. I mean, I have the more experienced kind. No, I think instead we should talk about the kind that’s mature and trained and well in control, while still knowing how to be playful.<BR/>…And finally, masturbation. Well, I guess it just had to cum to this. It’s a necessary evil you know, that no one wants to admit, especially the chics. I do it daily because if I don’t I’m the pissiest, nastiest bitch around. You can do it anywhere you know. My right hand is my best friend. Course, I’m also partial to my drawer full of toys, a few stiff throw pillows on the couch, the corner of my desk and the washing machine. Oh dear, I think I have to go now.Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521248903561819349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153415421888947922006-07-20T12:10:00.000-05:002006-07-20T12:10:00.000-05:00ranea: Cool, Thanks for the entry. You Rock.phred:...ranea: Cool, Thanks for the entry. You Rock.<BR/><BR/>phred: Those that say they don't are usually the ones that probably do it the most.<BR/><BR/>laurie: I know it is a toughie.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153405708401962772006-07-20T09:28:00.000-05:002006-07-20T09:28:00.000-05:00Ice Cream = WAY overated. Give me a bloody steak i...Ice Cream = WAY overated. Give me a bloody steak instead.<BR/><BR/>Kittens= I hate cats, always have. Cats do not know their place in the chain of command.God gave man dominion over the animals. Give a cat an order and see what happens.<BR/><BR/>Masterbation= Everybody does it, but nobody will admit it. Why ?Phredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14846428946710475103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153369050714703722006-07-19T23:17:00.000-05:002006-07-19T23:17:00.000-05:00rocky jay: I understand. Take care.catch: I find t...rocky jay: I understand. Take care.<BR/><BR/>catch: I find that hard to believe. ;)<BR/><BR/>cd: I am looking forward to all of your entries.<BR/><BR/>keshi: Woo Hoo! Thanks for the entry. I'm luvin' it!:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153360001408571832006-07-19T20:46:00.000-05:002006-07-19T20:46:00.000-05:001.Ice CreamI always wondered why Ice Cream cones d...1.Ice Cream<BR/><BR/>I always wondered why Ice Cream cones didnt come in the shape of a u-know-wut. Nevermind I'm licking unhealthy sh#t anyways!<BR/><BR/><BR/>2.Baby Kitties<BR/><BR/>Love lil kitty-cats in mah living room. Love em as long as they dun act like genuine 'Pussy' cats!<BR/><BR/><BR/>3.Masturbation<BR/><BR/>What is it with the sh#tty electricity today? yeah this could be one way of executing 'kitties'!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153359649490994102006-07-19T20:40:00.000-05:002006-07-19T20:40:00.000-05:00I must be confused I thought the contest was just ...I must be confused I thought the contest was just talking shit not about shit. I would also like to know how long the deadline will be I am pretty sure I can do this all week. So first entry for Crazy Dan goes like this<BR/><BR/>Kittens - I hate those furry little jizzmoppers I want to pick them up by their fucking head and swing it around like a chicken until the neck breaks and the body flys off their big heads and smashes into a wall leaving a god damn bloody mess. Then I wanna watch to see if like the chciken it will start running around without a fucking head and then for good measure and so the cops know not to fuck with me I am going to cum all over the hairy bloody pile shit.<BR/><BR/>Masterbation - You want me to talk shit about masterbation well fuck you how about I talk shit about the people that cant handle watching a guy masterbate to old episodes of the Andy Griffith Show. I mean give me a break you pile of monkey cum that show is fucking classic. If you cant handle it when I accenditial shot you in the face the bend the fuck over and I will fuck your ass until it bleeds and puss comes out. Thats what I wanted to do in the first place.<BR/><BR/>Icecream - Icecream is for pussies and if you want some real cream get the dick out your mouth and go to to the flats, take a quater with you because those crackheaded motherfuckers are not going to give you change.Crazy Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754293254352942555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153358590880573572006-07-19T20:23:00.000-05:002006-07-19T20:23:00.000-05:00Fuzz I am simply speechless! LoLFuzz I am simply speechless! LoLCatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693116257747111018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153351618741073562006-07-19T18:26:00.000-05:002006-07-19T18:26:00.000-05:00I can't do it... no matter how hard I try, but whe...I can't do it... no matter how hard I try, but when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.<BR/><BR/>So, I'm shutting up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153337536771168512006-07-19T14:32:00.000-05:002006-07-19T14:32:00.000-05:00perplexio: This is going to be tough to judge. Tha...perplexio: This is going to be tough to judge. Thanks for the link over at your place.<BR/><BR/>old fart's wife: Cool entry.<BR/><BR/>green eyes: Woo Hoo is right. I am eagerly awaiting your entry.<BR/><BR/>big pissy: There have been some great entries but I know that you could come up with some shit.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153335828848888202006-07-19T14:03:00.000-05:002006-07-19T14:03:00.000-05:00Jenna's comment was better than anything I could h...Jenna's comment was better than anything I could have said.<BR/><BR/>Can't wait to read all the comments that are sure to come.<BR/><BR/>After all: who doesn't want to win a piece of shit?!?!Big Pissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11024226667518288383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153335612979807432006-07-19T14:00:00.000-05:002006-07-19T14:00:00.000-05:00Now this, is the SHIT, Fuzz! Woo Hoo!Now this, is the SHIT, Fuzz! Woo Hoo!Green Eyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07595971398595607444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153333212374497752006-07-19T13:20:00.000-05:002006-07-19T13:20:00.000-05:00I have shit to do tomorrow fuzz, so here is my ent...I have shit to do tomorrow fuzz, so here is my entry...be kind<BR/><BR/>Ice Cream<BR/><BR/>All I want to know is what the hell happened to Mr. Softy?? This custard crap is NOT ice cream. The freezer burn shit on a stick that the din-a-ling guy brings around sucks.<BR/>Why do all those guys look like child molesters! FOAD to the ding-a-ling guy!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Baby kitties<BR/><BR/>What is it with humans who treat their animals like children? People dress their baby kitties in cutesy clothes and then want me to kiss or pet the little fuckers. FOAD!!!! Fuck off and get the cat outta my face. If I want to kiss a pussy it will be a two legged one who can verbally thank me later.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Masturbation<BR/><BR/>What chaps my ass about masturbation is that some parents do not explain to their children that it is ok, and the kid goes through puberty or eternity-(ha-ha) feeling guilty about it. I think it is a parents duty to explain this to the kids (boys and girls and give a few pointers on getting the best they can out of it. Given the proper tools(similar to giving them a bicycle), I bet we would see more smiles, and less teen girls having babies. Maybe more girls would learn early on, that it is NOT better to give than to receive.<BR/>FOAD to all the phuckers that say they would never do it, but lie about it!oldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153333161999820002006-07-19T13:19:00.000-05:002006-07-19T13:19:00.000-05:00starbender: I am looking forward to your entry.mim...starbender: I am looking forward to your entry.<BR/><BR/>mimi: It is a shame but hopefully the little turd will find a happy home.<BR/><BR/>jenna: So far there is some real doosies.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153333058570678722006-07-19T13:17:00.000-05:002006-07-19T13:17:00.000-05:00ozy: Great Start!mike: I am thankful that I am not...ozy: Great Start!<BR/><BR/>mike: I am thankful that I am not lactose intolerant.<BR/><BR/>angel,jr: It is a shame that they must be seperated but I hope that something good comes of sharing the love.<BR/><BR/>old fart's wife: It is an awe inspiring give away.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153327974983023592006-07-19T11:52:00.000-05:002006-07-19T11:52:00.000-05:00I"m no good about talking shit about shit. So I'll...I"m no good about talking shit about shit. So I'll read the comments and giggle because, man, people are so clever and shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153325342376761602006-07-19T11:09:00.000-05:002006-07-19T11:09:00.000-05:00Here goes:1. Ice CreamWhat is it with Baskin Robbi...Here goes:<BR/><BR/>1. Ice Cream<BR/>What is it with Baskin Robbins? They're the cable TV of Ice Cream-- 31 Flavors?!?! Far too many choices!<BR/><BR/>2. Baby Kitties<BR/>Oh, you may think they look cute with all their mewing, but litter boxes are a pain in the ass to clean and those claws as they climb up and down your bare legs get to feeling like football cleats digging into your legs after awhile.<BR/><BR/>3. Masturbation<BR/>While it feels good and is a sure-fire way to score a "date" on a Saturday night, nothing beats the real thing-- besides if you do it too much there's the chafing factor... And it's a good thing I've got this braille keyboard or I wouldn't be talking shit about anything right now... Fuzz?!?! Is that you?!?! Are you still there?Perplexiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09971805688658949769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153322910202133832006-07-19T10:28:00.000-05:002006-07-19T10:28:00.000-05:00Ha! What a great idea fuzz! Well, I'll get started...Ha! What a great idea fuzz! <BR/>Well, I'll get started, and <BR/>I'll B back..........<BR/>Muwhahahahaa<BR/>:]starbenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784987592706915506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153319735434866752006-07-19T09:35:00.000-05:002006-07-19T09:35:00.000-05:00It is a sick world, and Jack is a very sick guy.Th...It is a sick world, and Jack is a very sick guy.<BR/>The only pussy he has ever had were 3 little baby kitties he found by the dumpster.<BR/>Masterbation has been his only relief. <BR/>He would keep ice cream bars in the freezer, and when he got a boner he would place the ice cream bar right on his ballz. His manhood would go limp and all his problems were solved.<BR/>Where do you think they came up with the phrase " frosts my ballz", yep from Jack and that aint no shit!<BR/><BR/>I know I can do better than this...hahaoldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153317332011095312006-07-19T08:55:00.000-05:002006-07-19T08:55:00.000-05:00hahaha-now this is da big time shit fuzz! A klondi...hahaha-now this is da big time shit fuzz! A klondike bar for all 3 of the judges....now I gotta come up with some weally weally good shit after reading the others.<BR/>sick, sick shit...and I want that Jack Shit Guy!<BR/>While the old fart is multi tasking(reading while on the crapper) he will be able to glance over at the Jack Shit sitting beside him... if I win! hahaoldfartswifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07223970881771369705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1153313055193501422006-07-19T07:44:00.000-05:002006-07-19T07:44:00.000-05:00As I am not that creative, I would like to wish ev...As I am not that creative, I would like to wish everyone good luck in the contest.<BR/>Too bad you can't keep the shit together, it seems like a shame to separate them--then it just becomes like diarrhea. (that just made no sense)JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.com