tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post114489000805957200..comments2023-10-24T10:26:23.351-05:00Comments on blugstuff: Yee Haw:P fuzzboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1145014590934387282006-04-14T06:36:00.000-05:002006-04-14T06:36:00.000-05:00rocky: I love infomercials. Maybe I could do the v...rocky: I love infomercials. Maybe I could do the voiceover if I pitched the idea. I have the voice for it.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1145004107372529982006-04-14T03:41:00.000-05:002006-04-14T03:41:00.000-05:00Wow, these are some great song titles. These belon...Wow, these are some great song titles. These belong in one great box set. It should have its own infomercial at 3 AM. Great post, Fuzz.Rockyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07583688040412231279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144980957856402072006-04-13T21:15:00.000-05:002006-04-13T21:15:00.000-05:00weirdgirl: Thanks, but I still am opting for pudgy...weirdgirl: Thanks, but I still am opting for pudgy flatulance.<BR/><BR/>Dear Jane: I caught that video. It is me to the fucking bone.<BR/><BR/>The middle part of my word verifacation was pig. That is freakin' awesome.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144977201135373002006-04-13T20:13:00.000-05:002006-04-13T20:13:00.000-05:00I'm glad you said they were real because I really ...I'm glad you said they were real because I really thought you were joking. Obviously I'm not a country gal. Great post!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I've heard a fat girl fart... I'd rather hear a pretty boy sing (and I don't like pretty boys). <BR/><BR/>And the Bloodhound Gang song is pretty fucking funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144959034726340602006-04-13T15:10:00.000-05:002006-04-13T15:10:00.000-05:00gb: For some reason when I saw the fat girl fartin...gb: For some reason when I saw the fat girl farting title a strange Q word popped into my head. Funny how that happens.<BR/><BR/>ann: You are an inspiration :)<BR/><BR/>perplexio: Sounds like he needed to get a cat to get after that gerbil.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144955256711381752006-04-13T14:07:00.000-05:002006-04-13T14:07:00.000-05:00Fuzz: At one point Lukather posted a graphically d...Fuzz: At one point Lukather posted a graphically detailed account of his experiences with dysentery when on tour with Toto in SouthEast Asia. He attributed the dysentery to a creature living in his ass whom he had affectionately named "Bob." I wish I still had a copy of the posting as it was quite amusing once you were able to get past how absolutely disgusting it was. On one of the bootlegs I have Lukather gets into an audience participation thing where he would yell out "FUCK" and the audience would yell back "YEAH!" after about 4 or 5 times Lukather said, "Oh my God, I think I just came."Perplexiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09971805688658949769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144947252149037722006-04-13T11:54:00.000-05:002006-04-13T11:54:00.000-05:00green eyes: Thanks, I am terribly out of practice....green eyes: Thanks, I am terribly out of practice.<BR/><BR/>starbender: There is always a market for the offbeat.<BR/><BR/>siren: ;)<BR/><BR/>perplexio: I don't know it takes quite a bit to make a redneck blush.<BR/><BR/>phoenix: Only if you have to eat the jelly first.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144944766342844952006-04-13T11:12:00.000-05:002006-04-13T11:12:00.000-05:00Drinking Jim Beam out of a Flinstone Jelly Jar? W...Drinking Jim Beam out of a Flinstone Jelly Jar? Wow...now that's depression right there.Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144944437848608172006-04-13T11:07:00.000-05:002006-04-13T11:07:00.000-05:00Actually the Bloodhound Gang (infamous for their 2...Actually the Bloodhound Gang (infamous for their 2000 hit <I>The Bad Touch</I>) did a song back in the late 90s titled <I>I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks</I>. It wasn't country, but it had lyrics that would not have sounded entirely out of place in a country song. <BR/><BR/>And Toto guitarist, Steve Lukather, wanted to title his first solo album <I>I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine</I>. The execs at his record label wouldn't allow it. Lukather is actually quite a potty mouth (so while Toto's music may be "tame" Toto concerts aren't for the kiddies, because Lukather is notorious for saying things that would make even the raunchiest mysoginistic rednecks blush). Maybe he missed his calling and plays guitar in the wrong genre...Perplexiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09971805688658949769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144942199366756372006-04-13T10:29:00.000-05:002006-04-13T10:29:00.000-05:00Luv those song titles'Amazing they sell at all!:oLuv those song titles'<BR/>Amazing they sell at all!<BR/>:oAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144940283902938812006-04-13T09:58:00.000-05:002006-04-13T09:58:00.000-05:00Fuzz, you know I'm a great DD, I volunteer.I'll ev...Fuzz, you know I'm a great DD, I volunteer.<BR/><BR/>I'll even hold you back from falling out of truck when you over throw that bottle!Green Eyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07595971398595607444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144939017396164312006-04-13T09:36:00.000-05:002006-04-13T09:36:00.000-05:00april: That middle part of your comment pretty muc...april: That middle part of your comment pretty much describes everyone of my posts ;)<BR/><BR/>dear jane: I will have to check it out when I get home since I am blocked from most videos at work. Damnit.<BR/><BR/>ozy: Just one more advantage.<BR/><BR/>cleveland: Just watch out for those one winged chickens. They are already spoken for ya know.<BR/><BR/>bruce: That is one of my faves. My dad was fond of singing the words to ' I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back and crying over you.':P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144938620756683012006-04-13T09:30:00.000-05:002006-04-13T09:30:00.000-05:00My fave country song title is Dropkick Me Jesus Th...My fave country song title is <B>Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life</B>(yes, it's a real song).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144936361862560642006-04-13T08:52:00.000-05:002006-04-13T08:52:00.000-05:00Damn, I gotta start listening to more country with...Damn, I gotta start listening to more country with song titles like that. I thought it was all just that "tear in my beer" crap. Those sound friggin' hilarious, though. Another benefit of course would be I wouldn't gain any weight as i would be pukin all the time...ozymandiazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07891897071966903895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144935904857545802006-04-13T08:45:00.000-05:002006-04-13T08:45:00.000-05:00FUXX, this link made me think of you for some reas...FUXX, this link made me think of you for some reason...<BR/><BR/>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3116997100423321764&q=world+of+warcraft&pl=trueDear Jane...https://www.blogger.com/profile/03553032955179743411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144935738766786132006-04-13T08:42:00.000-05:002006-04-13T08:42:00.000-05:00Ah, country music.Just shows you what rednecks tha...Ah, country music.<BR/><BR/>Just shows you what rednecks that think they're intelligent and funny can come up with.<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>I really do like some of it...Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15630789316862715528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144935570604789952006-04-13T08:39:00.000-05:002006-04-13T08:39:00.000-05:00cz: Congrats on being the first poster. A rather d...cz: Congrats on being the first poster. A rather dubious honor to say the least. All of the sings were listed on my reference site as 100% legit and there were enough on the site that I knew that I don't doubt it.<BR/><BR/>ranea: Inspiration can be found in the strangest of places.<BR/><BR/>metal mark: I don't know I bet with some of those titles that a person could make one hell of a metal song. I would love to hear a metal version of 'I don't know what came over me when I came all over you.'<BR/><BR/>angel jr: I knew that you could relate. BTW extra bonus points if you correctly identify the singer of 'Get your tongue out of my mouth cause I'm kissing you good-bye.'<BR/><BR/>mimi: Some of these sound downright kickin'.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144933384845912022006-04-13T08:03:00.000-05:002006-04-13T08:03:00.000-05:00The very reason I love country.The very reason I love country.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144930305132904672006-04-13T07:11:00.000-05:002006-04-13T07:11:00.000-05:00These make metal lyrics sound not so bad.These make metal lyrics sound not so bad.Metal Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18400759786407810475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1144928551763869172006-04-13T06:42:00.000-05:002006-04-13T06:42:00.000-05:00"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly?"HA HA HA ..."You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly?"<BR/><BR/>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. That's a really song title? I can't stop laughing.<BR/><BR/>And I'm the 1st poster. Yeah me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08904195839011024400noreply@blogger.com