tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post114061410109333369..comments2023-10-24T10:26:23.351-05:00Comments on blugstuff: Talkin' Texan: Part Two:P fuzzboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1141184665445228922006-02-28T21:44:00.000-06:002006-02-28T21:44:00.000-06:00I love these!!! ^_^I love these!!! ^_^Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08148428741299211923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140829072902731402006-02-24T18:57:00.000-06:002006-02-24T18:57:00.000-06:00Thanks, I love the jewelry on your site. I will ha...Thanks, I love the jewelry on your site. I will have to pick something up for my daughters birthday coming up.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140828941044686302006-02-24T18:55:00.000-06:002006-02-24T18:55:00.000-06:00so funny. love texas myself.so funny. love texas myself.The Quiet Travelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04324591551948742827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140784437013015402006-02-24T06:33:00.000-06:002006-02-24T06:33:00.000-06:00That is damn good.That is damn good.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140769248205011752006-02-24T02:20:00.000-06:002006-02-24T02:20:00.000-06:00Okay, here's one for ya . . .What is the plural of...Okay, here's one for ya . . .<BR/><BR/>What is the plural of ya'll?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Give up?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>All Ya'll.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Great isn't it?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ben O.Ben O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17771867224421972175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140751749719822552006-02-23T21:29:00.000-06:002006-02-23T21:29:00.000-06:00Thanks Pixie. Dawn didn't though. Some people are ...Thanks Pixie. Dawn didn't though. Some people are just too hard to please.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140750880516986072006-02-23T21:14:00.000-06:002006-02-23T21:14:00.000-06:00Wp always says "sweating like a whore in church" H...Wp always says "sweating like a whore in church" Heh Love tyhe crack of Dawn one !!Pixiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00868867019548504606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140749806139896502006-02-23T20:56:00.000-06:002006-02-23T20:56:00.000-06:00Thanks Rocky. That is damned cold. My favorite des...Thanks Rocky. That is damned cold. My favorite description of how cold it can be is the scene in 'Joe Dirt' where the dogs balls have froze to the porch. Now that is cold.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140748339403119922006-02-23T20:32:00.000-06:002006-02-23T20:32:00.000-06:00Love all of these again, Fuzz. Every bit as classi...Love all of these again, Fuzz. Every bit as classic as the last post, I'm not scared yet.<BR/><BR/>How about...<BR/><BR/>"So cold it could freeze the balls off of a brass monkey."Rockyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07583688040412231279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140730668485543472006-02-23T15:37:00.000-06:002006-02-23T15:37:00.000-06:00LMFAO!I like "I'm happier than a pig in shit" pers...LMFAO!<BR/><BR/>I like "I'm happier than a pig in shit" personally ;-)LisaBinDaCityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06226075920766884318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140730538795541572006-02-23T15:35:00.000-06:002006-02-23T15:35:00.000-06:00lisa: Reckon that's where, 'wearing a shit eating ...lisa: Reckon that's where, 'wearing a shit eating grin' came from?:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140730419342923322006-02-23T15:33:00.000-06:002006-02-23T15:33:00.000-06:00ranea: Good one although I prefer red on the noodl...ranea: Good one although I prefer red on the noodle like a dick on a poodle.<BR/><BR/>sherri: That is very cold indeed. You seem to have winter on your mind for some reason. Must be cold up there right now. Those snow pics you had were awesome. We don't get that here.<BR/><BR/>angel jr: That has always been one of my favorites also.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140728217146744362006-02-23T14:56:00.000-06:002006-02-23T14:56:00.000-06:00Shining Like a Diamond in a Pig's Ass, was my fav...Shining Like a Diamond in a Pig's Ass, was my favorite of this bunch.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140727833006403632006-02-23T14:50:00.000-06:002006-02-23T14:50:00.000-06:00"Colder then a witches tit in a brass bra" - ver..."Colder then a witches tit in a brass bra" - very cold!<BR/><BR/>I love these!!Sherri Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879070306543787416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140719013666406482006-02-23T12:23:00.000-06:002006-02-23T12:23:00.000-06:00andie: Surely in Phoenix they would have something...andie: Surely in Phoenix they would have something to describe how hot it is. Because I have been there and it was hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.<BR/><BR/>green eyes: Thanks and thanks for dropping in. I went over to your site. Hot girl damned hot.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140716800162862652006-02-23T11:46:00.000-06:002006-02-23T11:46:00.000-06:00Too funny! Thanks for the lesson.Haven't heard th...Too funny! Thanks for the lesson.<BR/>Haven't heard the majority of these before, guess I just like speaking plainly. Must be a Florida thing?Green Eyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07595971398595607444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140716175755914762006-02-23T11:36:00.000-06:002006-02-23T11:36:00.000-06:00Dang! You should write a book!I live in Phoenix. ...Dang! You should write a book!<BR/><BR/>I live in Phoenix. We don't have anything as colorful here. Boring, boring, boring. Nope, can't think of ONE thing!Andie D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05853859265687206607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140715546285887022006-02-23T11:25:00.000-06:002006-02-23T11:25:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140707485634696902006-02-23T09:11:00.000-06:002006-02-23T09:11:00.000-06:00ann: You are the sweetest :)ella: Yeah that's a ba...ann: You are the sweetest :)<BR/><BR/>ella: Yeah that's a bad one to see in the mind's eye.<BR/><BR/>ozy: Yep, that's screwing the pooch. And on your monkeys fucking footballs I generelly use monkeys fucking a goat. It means the same but I use goat a lot in phrases, I have no idea why. Cum when the wind blows is tried and true along with, 'That kid jerks off in the shower so much that he cums in his pants every time it rains.':P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140707133630825732006-02-23T09:05:00.000-06:002006-02-23T09:05:00.000-06:00How about "I'm so horney I cum when the wind blows...How about "I'm so horney I cum when the wind blows." And I always thought that "screwed the pooch" menat that you really fucked up, ususally the outcome of an idiot doing a job, the plural of which is "monkeys fucking footballs".ozymandiazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07891897071966903895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140703634748496722006-02-23T08:07:00.000-06:002006-02-23T08:07:00.000-06:00"Like a diamond in a pig's ass" makes me curse hav..."Like a diamond in a pig's ass" makes me curse having a very visual mind. :Della m.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14766690625470031331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140697917998718392006-02-23T06:31:00.000-06:002006-02-23T06:31:00.000-06:00keshi: Thanks, and she downright hated it.april: R...keshi: Thanks, and she downright hated it.<BR/><BR/>april: Rode hard and put up wet happens to be one of my fave's also.<BR/><BR/>phoenix: I did not know that. It makes sense though. English, Scottish, and Irish immigrants made up a vast majority of the early settlers.<BR/><BR/>weirdgirl: The term 'screw the pooch' was made popular by the early astranauts. And they were mimicing the southern drawl of Chuck Yeager.<BR/><BR/>siren: That saying is quite popular everywhere I believe. I generally use short descriptives when describing dumbasses such as 'dumb as dirt', 'dumb as a bag of hammers', 'dumb as a box of rocks', and 'dumber than mud'.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140661436835870082006-02-22T20:23:00.000-06:002006-02-22T20:23:00.000-06:00Loved the "mad woman slinging shit"! I'll have to ...Loved the "mad woman slinging shit"! I'll have to use that sometime. <BR/><BR/>Hey, do they say "screwing the pooch" out there to describe someone who is not working/screwing off? It just doesn't sound like it's Californian (what with PETA and the environmentalists and all). I'd love to hear more about where that came from.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140660256513970092006-02-22T20:04:00.000-06:002006-02-22T20:04:00.000-06:00I've never seen a mad woman sling shit, but I'll t...I've never seen a mad woman sling shit, but I'll take your word for it that it's some pretty messed up shit.<BR/><BR/>Actually, the "Southern Drawl" is a derivative of the British accent. That's why it's easier for British actors to do more authentic southern accents.Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14565079.post-1140656102740826452006-02-22T18:55:00.000-06:002006-02-22T18:55:00.000-06:00Very funny list here, fuzz. Yet again, I've heard...Very funny list here, fuzz. Yet again, I've heard most of these but "Sweating like a whore in Sunday School" definitely got a cackle out of me. Reminds me of "she looks like she was rode hard and put up wet." Mom loved that one, too. ;-)Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15630789316862715528noreply@blogger.com